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raymukada:

↳ frank reynolds.

"I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it."

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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tcharlatan:

is bullshit advice.

My bigness is not determined by my capacity to quietly absorb bullying, degradation, or abuse.

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reservoir-devotchkas:

Hi, I like hoodies and I can sort of play the piano, do you wanna b friends?

reservoir-devotchkas:

Hi, I like hoodies and I can sort of play the piano, do you wanna b friends?

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

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xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video


wow i don’t know this boy and yet i somehow already know that i would hate the absolute shit out of him if we met irl…

xyle:

white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video

wow i don’t know this boy and yet i somehow already know that i would hate the absolute shit out of him if we met irl…

Source:xyle

decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

I LITERALLY WAS RAPPING THIS WHEN MY LITTLE SISTER TOLD ME I COULDN’T RAP YESTERDAY >_<

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our-blades-are-sharp replied to your photo “Hi, I like hoodies and I can sort of play the piano, do you wanna b…”

I don’t mean to be creepy or anything but ur eyes are like magical pools of crystalline water and ur lipstick is hecka cute

omgosh no that’s not creepy thanks so much! :)



Hi, I like hoodies and I can sort of play the piano, do you wanna b friends?

Hi, I like hoodies and I can sort of play the piano, do you wanna b friends?




bowiesclockworkorange:

A clockwork orange


um okay at WHAT POINT in clockwork orange does this happen? is this a deleted scene? (weren&#8217;t all the cut scenes literally burned by Kubrick?)seriously, it&#8217;s been a while since i last watched acwo, but i just think i would&#8217;ve remembered this scene, being such a huge fan back in the day?so i&#8217;m just curious.

bowiesclockworkorange:

A clockwork orange

um okay at WHAT POINT in clockwork orange does this happen? is this a deleted scene? (weren’t all the cut scenes literally burned by Kubrick?)
seriously, it’s been a while since i last watched acwo, but i just think i would’ve remembered this scene, being such a huge fan back in the day?
so i’m just curious.

polarbear-fishbiscuits:

wannabefashionjournalist:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

To think that some people don’t see a problem with society is disturbing

it’s not just disturbing, it’s fucking scary. 

Y’all “rape culture doesn’t exist” preachers can fuck RIGHT off

Source:al-the-stuff-i-like